Guest Blogging By Puppy Jack Cheese
PJC here. Just call me Jack. Mom left the computer on while she's at work so I decided to tell you how mad I am. First of all Mom refused to wake up on time. I did everything I could to wake her. I sat on her. I put a dirty sock on her head. I even slurped some water and licked her to make it extra sloppy. Finally I had to give up for a while and lay next to her and Brandi. How dare they all sleep in today.
When mom FINALLY got up she only throw my toy for me half a dozen times. And then let me out to potty. She gave Brandi and I treats even though I still won't "Shake Paw" like she is trying to make me do. I then told her it was time to go to the beach for our 5 mile walk to the lake to play. It's always so much fun. I whined. She ignored me. I whined some more. She just would not get it into her head that it was time to go. And then whats even worse, she got dressed into her scrubs and went to work! She would rather go to work then go hiking with ME! Can you see why I'm so mad?
Well this is what I did. Mom forgot her lunch on the table. I learned this genius trick from Brandi on how to get things off the table and i could smell my favorite things in the bag on the table. Meat. Lentils. Broccoli. Tomatoes. All yummy stuff. Plastic is no defense against my teeth. I chewed it all up and had me a feast. Brandi helped. Actually she hogged most of it but I did get a taste.
Still, mom didn't come back to take me to the lake to run around. So I had to do something worse. Moms brand new winter coat, the pink puffy thing, was hanging on the coat hook by the door. It smelled like mom. I just had to have that too. And guess what? It had fun stuff in the middle of it. All you have to do is make holes with your mouth to get it out. It made a pretty good place to nap too.
So, mom, can you come home now? I miss you and I want to go to the lake. Daddy is home now but he won't take me to the lake either.


